Soothing
Vibrating Body Massager ·
Waterproof On-Off Switch ·
Strong but Quiet Motor ·
Relax... and just-feel-good ·
This
floating, waterproof little fella
sits by your bath, jacuzzi or bed with
nothing more than those big innocent
blue eyes to give away his real purpose
in life. Squeeze his back and watch your
smiles grow as he seduces you and
massages your tensions away.
Rainbow dichroic wrapped GSpot shaft with a rounded...
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Sex Jokes
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"
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